Tlemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyTrackShovel Always be preparedView original on lemmy.today271Comments12Reply
RRemember_the_tooth lemmy.worldKeep both. You can stuff the leftovers in the Buffalo, ranch, bleu cheese, or BBQ flavored condom and take it to go.12Reply
RRemember_the_tooth replylemmy.worldI just have a moth sometimes, but it flies out when I open my wallet to make sure there's no money in it.6Reply
RRemember_the_tooth replylemmy.world🎵 got a pocket full of Hawthornes, p-p-p-pocket full of Hawthornes.6Reply
FiniteBanjo feddit.online2Hide 2 repliesI think it has more to do with the consequences of being unprepared than the odds of it happening at all.4Reply
CCuddlyCassowary replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyYeah, licking your fingers instead of using a condom is well… honestly I’ve never tried it. Probably doesn’t prevent pregnancy though. Likely not STIs either.2Reply
Hal replypiefed.nzHow often do chicken wings appear where there isn't a bathroom where you can go and wash your hands?1Reply
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Keep both. You can stuff the leftovers in the Buffalo, ranch, bleu cheese, or BBQ flavored condom and take it to go.
You can have more than one thing in your wallet...
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I just have a moth sometimes, but it flies out when I open my wallet to make sure there's no money in it.
Based
Hawthorne or Red Dragon?
🎵
got a pocket full of Hawthornes,
p-p-p-pocket full of Hawthornes.
Given my medication situation, I'd rather have the wings anyway.
I think it has more to do with the consequences of being unprepared than the odds of it happening at all.
Yeah, licking your fingers instead of using a condom is well… honestly I’ve never tried it. Probably doesn’t prevent pregnancy though. Likely not STIs either.
How often do chicken wings appear where there isn't a bathroom where you can go and wash your hands?