Teal'c misunderstanding Earth idioms
Stargate SG-1 S2E7 "Message in a Bottle"
Actual dialog:
JACK: Teal'c, you don't have to stick around.
TEAL'C: Undomesticated equines could not remove me.
JACK: [confused look] [pause] [realization]
JACK: "Wild horses", Teal'c. It's-- [pause] That's a joke. You told a joke.
TEAL'C: [nods]
JACK: Don't make me laugh, please.
TEAL'C: Very well.
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"I would prefer not to consume bovine lactose at any temperature"
(said at some point after the episode where he consumes tons of ice cream, probably discovering he is intolerant or at the very least giving himself digestive issues)