tenforward·TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your NamebyTotallyNotSpez I've switched on the heating for the first time in '26View original on lemmy.world83Comments12Reply
DDagobah lemmy.worldPictured: Kirk's evil henchmen cackle and revel in their master's devious scheme.3Reply
SSmoogs lemmy.worldi do feel a little bad for countries that never get to experience flannel sheets.4Reply
sstoy lemmy.zip1Hide 1 replyYou didn't have it on in January? Well, technically I guess it was already switched on since the last year....6Reply
TotallyNotSpez replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesIt depends on the weather and my downstairs neighbour's heating is so excessive that it often warms up my apartment well enough.4Reply
ttacosanonymous replylemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 replyAh. I live south of you but my pipes will freeze if I don’t have it on thru feb.2Reply
TotallyNotSpez replylemmy.worldI actually live in the northwest of Germany these days. The Canada bit was only to visualise how cold the weather got. Some proper autumn storms here right now and our little fluffy dog always took off like Marry Poppins during her walk outdoors.4Reply
brem lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesSpock, returning 500ml plastic jug of 'Sweet Ontario' back to shelf. 'Illogical! I was simply studying the ingredients!"5Reply
brem replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesJames, noticing the exclamation in Spock's statement; prepares a bowl of Mac & cheese topped with ketchup. "Crew, remain in quarters until Spock fucks this bowl of macaroni slathered in ketchup. He is experiencing Canadian Pon Farr. Kirk out."6Reply
brem replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replySpock, covered in Ketchup, absolutely CRASHES through Jim Lahey's screen door "Geddy Lee, of salesmen!!! he gets high on me & youuuuuu!!!!" Spock passes out on Randy's belly, rising and falling with every heaving inhalation of Randy Kid Rock comes in demanding that Alberta becomes a new state Randy points at a poster of Red Green in The Possum Lodge. "Fuckin way she goes." Kid Rock explodes. Everyone liked that.7Reply
MMajorMajormajormajor replylemmy.caThis is simultaneously the best and worst thing I've ever read. Well done.5Reply
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Pictured: Kirk's evil henchmen cackle and revel in their master's devious scheme.
i do feel a little bad for countries that never get to experience flannel sheets.
You didn't have it on in January?
Well, technically I guess it was already switched on since the last year....
You didn’t need it in January?!
It depends on the weather and my downstairs neighbour's heating is so excessive that it often warms up my apartment well enough.
Ah. I live south of you but my pipes will freeze if I don’t have it on thru feb.
I actually live in the northwest of Germany these days. The Canada bit was only to visualise how cold the weather got.
Some proper autumn storms here right now and our little fluffy dog always took off like Marry Poppins during her walk outdoors.
Spock, returning 500ml plastic jug of 'Sweet Ontario' back to shelf.
'Illogical! I was simply studying the ingredients!"
James, noticing the exclamation in Spock's statement; prepares a bowl of Mac & cheese topped with ketchup.
"Crew, remain in quarters until Spock fucks this bowl of macaroni slathered in ketchup. He is experiencing Canadian Pon Farr. Kirk out."
Spock, covered in Ketchup, absolutely CRASHES through Jim Lahey's screen door
"Geddy Lee, of salesmen!!! he gets high on me & youuuuuu!!!!"
Spock passes out on Randy's belly, rising and falling with every heaving inhalation of Randy
Kid Rock comes in demanding that Alberta becomes a new state
Randy points at a poster of Red Green in The Possum Lodge.
"Fuckin way she goes." Kid Rock explodes. Everyone liked that.
This is simultaneously the best and worst thing I've ever read. Well done.