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lemmy.world

OP sexually harasses friend and wonders why friend is angry and no longer wants to talk.

Clearly, anytime a friend of mine is sad about their life I should send them a picture of my dick.

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Clearly, anytime a friend of mine is sad about their life I should send them a picture of my dick.

hey fren!

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I mean, if the cause of their sadness is a lack of dick then I would understand the impulse. But the responder is still right, don't tease a starving person.

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discuss.tchncs.de

Turns out, OP ist an overweight cis dude and the tits were covered in chicken nugget grease

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lemmy.zip

Seems like an over reaction, unless the idea of boning had been brought up and rejected prior. Then it'd probably sting a bit.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

You're entirely correct.

The only problem is, you're applying logic and real human empathy, to an imaginary story, meant to draw upon the self-pity and jealousy of incels, in order to get engagement.

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Gay:anon had tits, which makes them a girl. And everyone knows they're the gayest thing a man can do

There are no girls on the internet (rule 30). Which means OP is a man who sent a shirtless picture of themselves to another man, which is pretty fucking gay.

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