Writer: David Klause Alois Alzheimer (This Is Not Me It Is Fictional)

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We Have Some Great News:

1: With The Help Of 3bans, We Have Reduced Child Exploitation From 150 Per 2 Years To 250 Per 2 Years

2: We Have Servers To Scrape All The World Wide Web Without Permission To Personalize Our User's Content

3: We Require Your Tax ID And Your Bank Account Login Information To Personalize And Buy Products (Automatically Without Asking) For You

4: We Will Create A Public Archive Of Data To Make Advertisers Happy

5: User Screen Time Has Increased From 4 Hours To 8 Hours Therefore We Are More Profitable

6: We Have Destroyed Lemmy And Mastodon

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Comments From Me: this is my first post so expect it not to be the best and JRFC stands for Joke Request For Comment