Spyke
  1. It's a lesser crime than murder (the crime in the referenced story)
  2. It's in an actual morgue
  3. It's a bit ridiculous to pick pocket dead people

If you cannot find the funny you may as well give up on this. It may not be matched to your sense of humour

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