Vlemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyViking_Hippie Pastors hate this one weird trickView original on lemmy.dbzer0.com265Comments9Reply
TTimmyDeanSausage lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWhen I used to run audio for churches, I liked to yell "GAY MEN"9Reply
FFreddiesLantern leminal.spaceWhen the speaker asked the crowd a question I would sometimes somewhat sarcasticly yell: "Jesus, the answer is always Jesus." (That was me starting to realise this shit wasn't for me)2Reply
DDrPop replylemmy.worldMmmmm I don't know. I've been in multiple churches, it depends on the congregation. White people feel obligated to be at church so it could speed it up. Black church goers enjoy church and might keep the event going.3Reply
WWagnasT piefed.worldMan, of all the things I hated about the sequals Adam Driver was not one of them.10Reply
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Priest: "The Gospel of the Lord."
Me: "More!"
When I used to run audio for churches, I liked to yell "GAY MEN"
When the speaker asked the crowd a question I would sometimes somewhat sarcasticly yell: "Jesus, the answer is always Jesus."
(That was me starting to realise this shit wasn't for me)
This is how you get a sermon to end ten minutes early.
Less is more, like they say.
Mmmmm I don't know. I've been in multiple churches, it depends on the congregation. White people feel obligated to be at church so it could speed it up. Black church goers enjoy church and might keep the event going.
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Man, of all the things I hated about the sequals Adam Driver was not one of them.
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