Is it possible to accidentally sit on your own butthole (wrong)?
Imagine trying to
- sit down, too
- fast, and
- Too spread, while
- unlubed, sitting on
- a
grippysurface, like an - exercise ball
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Actually, I have some experience with this. You may think I was drunk at the time, but I wasn’t. I was home alone at night (hubby left darts), and after taking a shower I sort of stumbled into the living room, and sat down hard on a chair. For some reason, somebody had left a lightbulb on the seat. You can imagine the embarrassment I had to go through: spending the entire evening in a hospital with my bum in the air and the entire medical staff taking pictures. It took them ages and a special glue to extract the damn thing.
This canNOT be real 🥴
C'mon, lets just concede you were merely having a fun+quiet self-loveing night inb4 you learned the meaning of "flared objects only"
🤣 I cant. Even...
The dildo one have to be next-level denial. Like, u caught bro, its natural part of being male, dont worry fam u good"
Just make sure it has a flare wider than your hole so it doesnt get u all jammed up
How many asshole swallowers do you deal with monthly btw if thats safe to share ☕️🫖💅
My god, thats horrifying. What was the biggest found object?
K fr tho, what do you actually say, like just generally?
Like, do you let them know u aint buying their bullshit or do you GoodCop it?
if you mean a prolapsed butthole, or hemmaroided one, you need medical attention.
No i think i mean like if you sit on it wrong and it accidentally stretches too much/too flat andor the surface is too grippy while your hole is not lubed up or something
I think I flatten my butthole on a regular basis. Anyway, I was going to refer you to no stupid questions and perfect, here you are.
I updooted, I love it.
Yes. You can do the same with your vagina and/or labia.
Source: unfortunate and uncomfortable personal experiences :(
Balls are the male equivalent, surprisingly deadly quick sitting down hazard ya
I think anytime you end up actually sitting on your butthole, something has already gone wrong.
Yeah because a butthole is an innie, not an outie nor an onnie.
Don't judge me!
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