We’re also excellent marksman. If you sharpen a particularly straight stick, you can throw it at your dreams from a distance, hopefully wounding your dreams.
And if possible, aim to pierce the lungs of your dreams, not the bowels. And be especially careful not to puncture the bladder or you will spoil the dream meat. Easy mistakes to make when field-dressing your dreams.
I got wheels (and turned into somebody's grandmother bicycle if I understand the idiom correctly) and as long as my dreams are downhill from me they can't escape
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We’re also excellent marksman. If you sharpen a particularly straight stick, you can throw it at your dreams from a distance, hopefully wounding your dreams.
Instructions unclear, killed my dreams.
They were dead long before I found them.
It was coming right for us!
And if possible, aim to pierce the lungs of your dreams, not the bowels. And be especially careful not to puncture the bladder or you will spoil the dream meat. Easy mistakes to make when field-dressing your dreams.
What if my dreams have got a banana
Rocks thrown from a sling go even further
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later.
"Humans are persistence predators"
So... The definition of persistence predator is that we keep chasing.
"Don't chase your dreams"
I'm sorry, I'm confused now
Pursuing, following, chasing, they're all synonyms with different connotations. To chase implies haste and a degree of recklessness.
That’s actually brilliant advice.
Came here to say this.
I think so too. But for everyone else, do you want to explain what it means?
I tried this, but I got tired and had to lie down.
What a coincidence, that’s my dream!
Haha, this is great. Good reminder to enjoy yourself while making progress.
actual good advice
Stalk your dreams. Haunt your dreams' nightmares. Exhaust your dreams, then brain them with a big rock.
Dog ate my rock
Technically that's still chasing, it's just chasing in the terminator walk sense rather than the cheetah run sense
In the human walk sense
In the non-giving-up school guy sense.
Lucky for my dreams, I hate jogging.
I got wheels (and turned into somebody's grandmother bicycle if I understand the idiom correctly) and as long as my dreams are downhill from me they can't escape
I don't go uphill