cshittyasklemmy·Shitty Ask Lemmybycm0002 How do you get into the really good jails?View original on lemdro.id9Comments6Reply
Akasazh lemmy.worldBe really rich and have compromat on elected officials. That or live in a country that doesn't do punishing incarceration like a Scandinavian country. Still awful being locked up, but at least live with a modicum of decency.3Reply
SpruceBringsteen lemmy.worldCommit a crime in a country that's actually committed to social reintegration and reducing recidivism.2Reply
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Provide teenage girls to DJT and his pals
Be really rich and have compromat on elected officials.
That or live in a country that doesn't do punishing incarceration like a Scandinavian country. Still awful being locked up, but at least live with a modicum of decency.
Commit a crime in a country that's actually committed to social reintegration and reducing recidivism.
Be an investment banker
Rob less than 25k
No no no… you rob more than 1M and wear a tie while doing it.