Can't you pee on your hands instead of washing them?
They often say that pee is a natural sanitizer, so why wouldn't it work instead of washing your hands? Just piss on 'em!
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You can do anything you want hun, just make sure you can live with the consequences
Or die with them.
There haven't been any so far.
...I'll see myself out. 🤣
An unexpected reference, but a welcome one! Even if the author of the skit went off the deep end...
Yeah, the author... yeah. I still cringe about that guy. Same thing with that witch wannabe author who's obsessed with gender roles. >.<
Urine is not a "natural sanitizer". Pee is your body's waste water. It contains some ammonia, but ammonia doesn't even make a good sanitizer. Do not use it to "wash" anything.
People won’t stop asking me to sanitize them with my pee. I tried to explain them that ammonia is not a good sanitizer but they’re very insistent.
I'm people.
It works as a great sanitizer. Just pee inside your girl. Just watch. She’ll get so clean she will just disappear.
She squirts and everyone claps. I long squirt and everyone loses their mind.
Always piss on your hands before eating with them