Get *rule*d in a sundress season
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I should really get a sundress...
Yes, I know it's freezing outside. But that just means it's the "season to get railed in a sundress: hard [mode]"
That joke made no sense, I'll see myself out now 😭
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If God didn't want women to get railed in sundresses why did he make girls in sundresses so hot?
Indeed! They look great on anyone tho, honestly. Femboys in sundresses when? 👀
(respectfully)
masculine people in kilts (and nothing but a kilt), feminine people in sundresses, and everyone else gets creative
God is omniscient, he is always watching you getting railed in a sundress. You'd think he would have stopped you by now if he was sick of it
Exactly! If he didn't like it, he would've totally stopped me. I think he's enjoying it as much as I am 😂
No sundress yet tho...😭
I don't like the last response, because it implies that sex is a sin, so somehow bad. Should have rather said something like "I'm sure god likes to watch when I'm getting railed in a sundress"
I'm sure he does, honestly 😂 /s
sigh
Time to get on Vinted, I guess. I might actually get a better deal, since it's technically the wrong season now. Hmmmm.
Expect many pics, maybe 😂
But you can't get railed in soft mode
No. Hard better :3
(personal preference)
The sundress asspocalypse!
Dresspocalypse incoming!
...next year 😆
That's what my polling has indicated too
My Lemmy reputation...sometimes it's almost frightening 😂
Ooh no not info I've gathered about you lmao. I meant my personal polling on the matter.