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lemmy.ca

Shakira, when the hips don't lie

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piefed.social

Damn. Why are you posting what I'm thinking? Has my brain been memefied? Have I become predictable? Cannot believe i am no longer hip and my coolness factor has warmed up to bland room temperature. This is a mild shock to me.

Original thoughts are now foreign to me. What am I to think next, oh Oracle of Comments?

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We're from the family tree of old school hip-hop\
Kick off your shoes and relax your socks\
The rhymes will spread just like a pox\
'Cause the music is live, like an electric shock\
I am known to do the wop (Wop!)\
Also known for the Flintstone Flop (Flop!)\
Tammy D getting biz on the crop (Crop!)\
Beat-sie Boys known to let the beat\
"Mhh, drop!"

Do it\
Now, when I wrote graffiti, my name was Slop\
If my rap's soup, my beats is stock\
Step from the table when I start to chop\
I'm the lumberjack (Ooh), DJ Ad-Rock\
If you try to knock me, you'll get mocked\
I'll stir fry you in my wok\
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop\
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock

Intergalactic planetary planetary intergalactic.

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