goals, honestly.

Version without the username censored.

My hubby once had a street preacher throw a Bible at him 🤣

I mean if you got known for cutting their rosaries with scissors would probably get them clutching their rosaries.

All it takes is a leather jacket and a metal band t-shirt.

Not a Metallica shirt, but like a real metal band.

She's probably just trying to squeeze out a fart.

Or, I could make the person walking with me the reason a nun clutches her rosary when I walk by.