Fruity Pebbles exist purely for the kids that think the aquarium gravel looks delicious as fuck.

And it's exactly what I would expect aquarium gravel to taste and feel like.

Cromchy

Mmmmm, minerals.

Fill it with Nerds a bunch of times, so they get used to it then switch it to aquarium rocks.

*me when mom gets the aquarium gravel hot pockets

Recommended by that one dentist that doesn't agree with others cuz he wants stacks

I hate that my mind immediately conjures up the disgusting sounds this would make to squish and/or bite.

smart idea

We used to call those knowledge crystals

looks like cereal.

I'm holding out for the perlite ones.

This stopped being funny about four or five posts ago.