In a social media post, the US president claimed the two sides had reached an agreement. “Effective immediately, there is an ENERGY CEASEFIRE in the War between Russia and Ukraine. Both parties have agreed. Do not break it!” he wrote on Truth Social.

He offered no further details. Zelenskyy said he was surprised by the announcement but would agree to it if Vladimir Putin did the same. “If President Trump negotiated it with Putin – please tell us when the ceasefire begins. We are ready and we will accept it,” the Ukrainian president told the Axios website.

who needs onion when the news are already this ridiculous

How about we give Trump to Russia instead?

i ate the onion

How am I supposed to tell what is satire anymore?

Send them to Ukraine, I'm sure they'll find a way to repackage and forward to Vladimir.

Do I need to send it via Yandex?

Actual satire?! Aaaaah! What balm for this bruised soul.

Nearly drank the castor oil there.