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lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbyinsanemantis

Carrrrllll what did you do??

Ohhhh, hey! What happened here?

There's dead children EVERYWHERE, Carl! Explain what happened!

Well, um I was having a nice family dinner

Ok...

And, I played with my drones

Go on...

Well, then my drones malfunctioned a little and accidentally bombed every civilian housing unit!

...Carrrllll

They were crossing the yellow line! As head of defense, something HAD to be done to stop them

That isn't the issue, Carl! They were CHILDREN!

Children? Even the men with giant weapons?

Those were CAMERAS, Carl!

If the pen is mightier than the sword, surely the camera is mightier than the gun!

You are utterly insane!

Watch it... I will not stand for this hate speech

This isn't hate speech, Carl!

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lemmy.world

Lmao this gave me a chuckle

Props to you for illustrating all of this

Though... I'm guessing you haven't seen Llamas With Hats

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sopuli.xyz

I'm glad you found it funny!

As for the show/movie you're referencing, unfortunately I haven't watched it.

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lemmy.world

Probably because he's a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. I don't understand how you keep forgetting that

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Ty for this. I thought it was dungeon crawler carl fanfic for a hot second

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Well as we know, journalists who expose war crimes are very deadly to the state's agenda

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