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lemmy.world

Day 1: All boob access has been rescinded until real action on climate change occurs

Day 2: Sweeping, global legislature addressing climate change

Day 3: Utopian eco-boobular future

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lemmy.world

I feel ignorant now. It's the first I've heard of her. I knew of similar historical tactics with great effect, but I didn't know it went so far back. Thanks for the history lesson.

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reddthat.com

That's quitter talk. We need solidarity among boob owners. Let nothing divide us.

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I don't make the rules, but boob owners aren't a monolith and good luck convincing every last one to stop giving boob to rich men.

If you find yourself questioning the veracity of that statement then ask yourself how Elon Musk ended up having so many offspring... it certainly wasn't because he had a charming personality or an attractive body...

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Rich people don't care about boobs, all they care about is the age being is in the single digits

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midwest.social

That strategy didnt exactly go phenomenally for the temperance movement, but I guess technically they did get two constitutional amendments out of it

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Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure the temperance movement also played a pretty big role in helping women get organized for the women's suffrage movement. Also it gave us the YMCA and Salvation Army

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Derpenheimreply
lemmy.zip

No, dude. Its dicks out for harambe.

Tits are for the climate

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2012: free the nipple!

2026: the nipple is endangered, we must save its native habitat from destruction by human caused climate change

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Cock owners've thought they have it bad with swamp scrote, but that's only one thing we've been so confidently wrong about. 🙇🏼‍♂️

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

The other's just shy, but once you get to know her, she's just as amazing as her teammate.

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That's awesome, and you're very welcome, fellow anon! 🖖🏼 Every breast is worth celebrating, especially by their bearers/owners. 🥳

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That's a bit too close to an incel comment, maybe? 😅

ie. "I'm being robbed of my right to boobs everywhere", etc.

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I would give anything for a world with more boobs of any size and less climate change.

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I'm all for 100% freed boobs everywhere if it means we, collectively, have more than a few decades left.

(the species might survive a bit longer, but maybe that's being overly generous?)

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lemmy.today

Waiting for some chud to respond with "Climate change... in her pants!"

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WhoIzDisIzreply
lemmy.today

I'm no chud, but I'm afraid the thought occurred to me unbidden & it was honestly the only excuse I could come up with to hide behind while also not wasting the joke. Weird mixture of embarrassment & yet wanting to share the joke. I don't know what to say for myself...

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Funny thing. I had a similar situation. I made the joke and the person it was intended for liked it, but other people heard and I had to admit that I overstepped. But live and comment section are different

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Demdarureply
lemmy.world

Also lol, Lemmy is kinda past such humor lol. Such an enemy could not present itself for decades!

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It's a civic duty for each of us to welcome and help reform refugees from those other places, NGL. 🧏🏼‍♂️

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sh.itjust.works

Wait, let me try one: I hope boobs manage to stop the sea level rise, but they'll always cause a rise in my pants. How did I do?

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Displacement says otherwise —if they aren't handled with informed intention & positive attention. 🥰

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lemmy.world

As someone into fem leaning androgyny, small boobs making a girl boyish is a win.

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Titties Against Tyranny! Every kind of boobs united against every kind of corruption, exploitation, oppression, et al!

Truly Of The People, By The People, For The People. 🙇🏼‍♂️✊🏼

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lemmy.world

Truth. Big boobs, small boobs... climate change affects us all. Save the tatas!

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Mine left town after I stopped eating like an blithe idiot. I'm still an ardent ally, as always, though.

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Cam
scribe.disroot.org

I'm trying to lose weight, so my hopes are that the small boobs go away along with the belly... And now I'm thinking about how to write a story of a polycule of two boobs and one belly that run away to live their love freely.

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Big boobs feel too big to be desirable? Said who? Is it another US thing?

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Small boob owners also don't fit popular fashion.

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Did you steal this from u/Track_shovel right after they posted it? Your identical posts are right next to each other in my feed, posted an hour apart. If not, that's some crazy coincidence.

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Haha, nope, I posted it as a result of cleaning out my camera roll from like 2019 and posting the memes I find. It is crazy that someone else posted it at around the same time.

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