It'd be a shame if you parked that right on my face...

I love what you've done with the outfit and color pallete of the photo, and naturally the subject matter at hand! Killer work 🤤👍

Clearly because you do it so well! Wouldn't want you to lose that skill!

It’s National Lotion Day. Everyone is extremely slippery

I would be more likely to drop something and kneel down to get it myself.

Drops pants - “Excuse me….”