Man who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro News
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Your most annoying friend describes dropping acid for the first time.
Sure, why not? It's all the same anyway.
Good thing he took a photo, or no one would have believed him:
A chariot fit for the queen of queens.
It must not have been that great since he came back and all.
Is “Heaven” the name of a gay bar near his hometown by chance?
Drugs are bad, mkay?
Absolutely would that this guy is being treated seriously by, admittedly the dumbest, mainstream news network
Equally as likely as any other description.
I'm not saying the guy is into beastialty; but fucking hell.
The new Mr Hands.
Don’t google it if you don’t want to be emotionally scarred.
I think he thought he was "fucking heaven"