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lemmy.zip

The chaotic devil may care energy you bare is easily the sexiest thing about your posts which is fucking mad because… well look at you

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Idk, I think that's a pretty reasonable take! The idea that "Exotic Becomes Erotic", though Bem was talking about queer development when they termed it, really rings true here. We're in an era where a vast sea of free porn exists alongside countless people that are more than willing to take your money in exchange for little more than a parasocial relationship in lace stockings, and people are lonelier and more isolated than ever. It's not really surprising that for some, the basis for attraction is shifting away from the commonly available (OnlyFans parasociality and porn and such) and towards what has become exotic, like (for example) people who are doing it because they just enjoy being a nerdy exhibitionist goth slut; the context provides a much richer experience, which is difficult to find elsewhere.

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Warl0k3reply
lemmy.world

Thank you and respect for the pun. Tho, I think I only have the one personality.
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That I know about.

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lemmy.world

That’s where it gets ya. You ever wake up in an alley covered in Cheeto dust and gasoline? Thats the other one doing its thing…. just me? Oh.

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Warl0k3reply
lemmy.world

My heart,” he groaned. “Where’s the medicine?”
“Oh,” I said. “The medicine, yes, it’s right here.” I reached into the kit-bag for the Soapy Tiddies

It's a new thing I'm trying, I'm calling it 'gonzaga journalism'.

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Hang on, I thought it was sympathy for the devil...

Edit: oh lmao right it was both. Man it's been ages since I read that.

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Au contraire, I always wondered how one could create an item of clothing that gave the same effect. Thenn you could wear it out in public.

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Warl0k3reply
lemmy.world

I looked into it at one point, but the problem was finding an optically transparent resin that would set rapidly enough to preserve the weair-phelan structure of the foam, but not set so fast you couldn't introduce a foam agent. Sandia national labs actually experimented with this problem while trying to develop an emergency sealant for the containment vessels of nuclear reactors, and they got some pretty promising results by mixing highly volatile solvents and (iirc edit: ugh I thought I had a copy of the original patent but can't find it. It might have been a polymer emulsion) some complex acrylate esters, then pressurizing them into a tank - the foam was rapidly formed when the whole mess was discharged from the tank and an extremely strong and sticky foam was produced as the solvent evaporated, leaving the semi-solidifed resin structure (predictably, the marines tried to eat it). Unfortunately that method produces a necessarily open cell foam, but the principal could probably be used to produce what we're after by using a solvent that rapidly decomposes to a non-solvent state... but then I remember I don't actually have a degree in chemistry and totally blew my foams exam and also my boobies are all soapy so what do I know lol soapy tiddies squidge squidge squidge.

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fedinsfw.app

Yeah, the squidge effect is the last great unsolved problem! I'll get on it straight away. You wouldn"t have half a billion just laying around by any chance, my chemistry set is a bit depleted, and I blew up my last bedroom...🤣

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Damn, and have you seen the price of reagents recently?? I've got a dumb joke experiment, and one of the reagents is $170 / gram. Ughh.

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Warl0k3reply
lemmy.world

Well of course they will; they know fine art when they see it.

(But enuff teasing, here's the money shot!)

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I'd say you have excellent taste, but I see no need to point out something that's so self-evident!

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fedinsfw.app

But also, just a good slippery squeeze on slick tiddies is such a lovely sensation. I hope you groped yourself at least once for every comment youve recieved. Its the least you can do for us perverts really

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Listen the meme was just a good excuse for me to play with soapy tiddies for like 15 minutes straight. They really are as fun as advertised.

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Warl0k3reply
lemmy.world

Yeah but it's one of those suspicious packages they warn you about at the airport...

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Man I've been doing this a long time but this one is an absolutely unique sentiment lmao

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The soap on your body and more specifically your pussy hair got us drooling :p

The memes are more than deserved for you ;)

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Warl0k3reply
lemmy.world

I've been putting off sugaring for laziness reasons and it's nice to know that's not only not rejected but actively appreciated!

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