God is dumb
God is a dumb fucker. Made me, y'know, greatest thing ever, good for Him, but He gave me an average dong. The nerve! Now I am grateful it ain't smaller than a jellyloop but if God was smart, He would have invested a lotta clay of the Earth to prevield unto me a hamcandle that can split a bitch at the nuclear level, for I always repay my debts.
So, therefore, God is a dumb mother fucker. But in order to be such a dumb fucker of mothers, He has to exist, and then thunce thusly this is the point, the precipice of debate. Debate me on this point. Goo goo. I need to teach four year olds basic truths like "the Earth isn't real dumbass! If it were real, where is it? I don't see it," and similar verb smackages I creep outta my speaker to be called Knowledge.
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God: It is fucking boring here on the space cloud. So I made you with a tiny dick (don't flatter yourself about its averageness) to watch how you scream and jump. Your sole purpose is to amuse me. I will drown you later, haven't decided yet.
No, our soul purpose is to disentangle ourselves from our fetters that limit us in physicalist determinance. Magick is an art and a science. Occult just means "hidden." You live in a police state and We see everything in the future, sorta. It's weird. Gay too, but I dunno if you're ready for that when you're still munching on paint chips like you be doing sending me this flunk shit about how your dad was mean to you one time. Grow up. Idiot. We don't toss insults around in Heaven, but We do have banter.