lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbyickplant Would swipe rightView original on lemmy.world337Comments19Reply
AAmerica sh.itjust.works"Are you hydrophobic? Because you're making me wet." "Yes, very, please stay away from me."25Reply
Capt. Wolf lemmy.worldNow she's at your front door, and incredibly pissed that you even looked at her.... ...Aaaaand she just stole the front door and disappeared.... Great job, now that creeper you matched with a couple days ago is gonna get in. This is fucking slender man all over again dude... What did I tell you?14Reply
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"Are you hydrophobic? Because you're making me wet."
"Yes, very, please stay away from me."
Now she's at your front door, and incredibly pissed that you even looked at her....
...Aaaaand she just stole the front door and disappeared....
Great job, now that creeper you matched with a couple days ago is gonna get in.
This is fucking slender man all over again dude... What did I tell you?
Would not swipe right
In 2026 it’s a dude
So?
So what?
A hole’s a hole.
$20 bucks is $20 bucks
In 2026 IDGAF
I don't like to assume genders, but enderMAN?!
Obviously, otherwise it would be Enderwoman
Wow twin comments 1 min apart
You ain't touching it regardless.
It's enderman after all
Would put pumpkin over my head and bang.
Its a trap!
Anyone got this with more pixels?