TIL there were 4 distinct Spanish armadas and every single one failed
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The page talks of a battle occurring during a bad storm. That must have been something.
I guess everyone was expecting the Spanish Armada.
Can you give more of a write-up?
Armada 1 - Sneak Attacks & Protestant Winds.
Armada 2 - Bad Weather
Armada 3 - Bad Weather 2: Autumnal Boogaloo.
Armada 4 - English Lessons in Assbeating.
1st Armada: "Awww, yeeeeah" 2nd Armada: "OK it didn't work out last time, but this time it's gonna slap" 3rd Armada: "...Third time's the charm...?" 4th Armada: "One more can't hurt I guess..."