How is production running guys? We gotta get these new cheetos out to the American consumer ASAP.
Well, everything is going ok, but the lead is not sticking to the cheetos that great. Check.. Dough, no problems. Frying to a puff, no problems. Glueing cheese powder, all good. Lead bath... All cheetos are just floating. Best we can do is trace amounts.
Well, let's add trace amounts up to the maximum allowed. Hmm, shall we?
I suppose trace amounts in one item isnt the end of the world but you encounter multiple trace amounts of lead in a week, that builds up in our systems, right?
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Upton Sinclair about to rise from the grave to drop The Jungle II.
How am I supposed to avoid eating lead when they keep making delicious new flavors
P^b^OR
Mmm... extra sweet cinnamon.
as long as in the US LOL
WTF are these people doing?
Just stop reporting on the poison slop, it's not news anymore.
I just find it hilarious how there's a recall for some deadly shit on pretty much daily basis in the burger reich.
Couldn't agree more!
what was the source of the lead contamination?
How is production running guys? We gotta get these new cheetos out to the American consumer ASAP.
Well, everything is going ok, but the lead is not sticking to the cheetos that great. Check.. Dough, no problems. Frying to a puff, no problems. Glueing cheese powder, all good. Lead bath... All cheetos are just floating. Best we can do is trace amounts.
Well, let's add trace amounts up to the maximum allowed. Hmm, shall we?
I suppose trace amounts in one item isnt the end of the world but you encounter multiple trace amounts of lead in a week, that builds up in our systems, right?
Oh yeah. Slowly accumulating a toxin you can't get rid of.