Han: "Leia I agreed to the threesome, but it's gotta be someone else..."

"When the club turns the overhead lights on"

I know a Wookie who is gonna have to resign from congress now.

Wtf is in Chewbacca's mouth?

"Get down there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"

Chewbacca feels a right tit.

How my prom photo turned out

“Get OUT.”

"Never start with the lower half when shearing your Wookie"

Who wants to get waxed first?

This is why Luke hid himself on a barren planet and drank blue tit milk all day.

Wookie nookie