Unnecessary Censorship
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::: spoiler Big table of the lines involved
| Series | Season | Episode | Title | Minutes | Seconds | Quote |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SG-1 | 1 | 1 | Children of the Gods | 24 | 52 | And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't [handle] whatever you can [handle]. |
| SG-1 | 1 | 1 | Children of the Gods | 27 | 24 | You know, you really will like me when you get to [know] me. |
| SG-1 | 1 | 11 | The Torment of Tantalus | 14 | 23 | [Thank] you. [Thank] all of you. |
| SG-1 | 1 | 14 | Hathor | 19 | 47 | Daniel's [watch]ing her right now. |
| SG-1 | 2 | 1 | The Serpent's Lair | 6 | 34 | Carter, if someone comes in here, you… [bite] 'em in the [hand]. |
| SG-1 | 2 | 3 | Prisoners | 22 | 36 | Bettter yet, I'll [tell] them myself |
| SG-1 | 2 | 5 | Need | 24 | 21 | She wants me to [marry] her. |
| SG-1 | 2 | 7 | Message in a Bottle | 14 | 14 | We’ve brought things back from all over the galaxy. One of them's finally [snapp]ed us in the ass. |
| SG-1 | 2 | 16 | A Matter of Time | 13 | 6 | Is that proper military terminology? What exactly does [funky] mean, sergeant? |
| SG-1 | 2 | 17 | Holiday | 16 | 21 | How do you think I feel, Teal’c? I’ve got a [snake] in my [gut]! |
| SG-1 | 2 | 17 | Holiday | 35 | 26 | I have [suffered] more than anyone should [suffer] in a lifetime |
| SG-1 | 2 | 19 | One False Step | 27 | 15 | Oh, it’s no use. They don’t understand. They want to [be] with each other |
| SG-1 | 3 | 3 | Fair Game | 6 | 28 | I've seen your [work]; it's great. |
| SG-1 | 3 | 5 | Learning Curve | 38 | 14 | If you want to [punish] me, go ahead. |
| SG-1 | 3 | 7 | Deadman Switch | 10 | 37 | And you, O’Neill, you’re considered-- well, you're a pain in the [mikta]! |
| SG-1 | 3 | 9 | Rules of Engagement | 27 | 55 | Ol’ Doc Fraiser says you haven’t been eating. It's [poison]. It's hospital food. Of course it is. |
| SG-1 | 3 | 15 | Pretense | 37 | 4 | Yes! Now, get that mother[ship] outta here! |
| SG-1 | 4 | 21 | Double Jeopardy | 16 | 56 | Would you like to [see it]? Yes. No! You can [show] her later. |
| SG-1 | 6 | 1 | Redemption: Part 1 | 40 | 45 | Well, you do have a penchant for pulling [brilliant ideas] out of your butt |
| SG-1 | 6 | 6 | Abyss | 13 | 31 | So… not a delusion? No. Okay… show me your [stuff]. |
| SG-1 | 6 | 8 | The Other Guys | 9 | 46 | What would Colonel O'Neill do if he was here right now? You want me to [shoot] you? |
| SG-1 | 6 | 12 | Unnatural Selection | 34 | 57 | I won't [blame] you if you [choose] me. |
| SG-1 | 6 | 18 | Forsaken | 0 | 36 | Hey, I like [gas] as much as the next guy. |
| SG-1 | 7 | 6 | Lifeboat | 34 | 54 | Come back with us and I'll [prove it to] you. |
| SG-1 | 7 | 13 | Grace | 35 | 7 | So, what now? Go [save] your ass. |
| SG-1 | 7 | 15 | Chimera | 4 | 32 | Stop it, Pete. What are you talking about? I'm on a roll here! I haven't even shown you my [badge] yet. |
| SG-1 | 7 | 22 | Lost City: Part 2 | 24 | 53 | Don't let the suit fool you, fella; we're gonna [fight]. |
| SG-1 | 8 | 7 | Affinity | 9 | 44 | Anyhow, you'll forgive me once you've tasted my [lasagna]. I’m looking forward to it. |
| SG-1 | 9 | 5 | The Powers that Be | 28 | 26 | Azdak, after everything we’ve been through… together! You made me rub your [feet]. |
| SG-1 | 9 | 14 | Stronghold | 41 | 57 | We [watch] each other's [backs] because that's our jobs, right? |
| SG-1 | 10 | 3 | The Pegasus Project | 6 | 22 | John, do you think you could spare Rodney from your team? Hell, you can [keep] him. Nice. |
| SG-1 | 10 | 4 | Insiders | 15 | 3 | You can [thank] me later, by the way. |
| SG-1 | 10 | 5 | Uninvited | 6 | 56 | I don't want to [read] anything that long! |
| SG-1 | 10 | 6 | 200 | 31 | 7 | No, I have to give them something that costs me nothing, but no actor can refuse. And what’s that? A good [ego] stroking! |
| SG-1 | 10 | 7 | Counterstrike | 23 | 46 | What is this [device]? |
| SG-1 | 10 | 7 | Counterstrike | 41 | 43 | We are getting our asses [whoop]ed. |
| SG-1 | 10 | 12 | Line in the Sand | 3 | 51 | Don't you just love [help]ing people? |
| SG-1 | 10 | 18 | Family Ties | 41 | 51 | He [scamm]ed us, but we [scamm]ed him better. |
| SG-1 | 10 | 19 | Dominion | 37 | 10 | If I wanted to [kill] you, I could have done it a long time ago. |
| Atlantis | 1 | 6 | Childhood's End | 29 | 25 | You must fix your [ship] and go! |
| Atlantis | 1 | 14 | Sanctuary | 42 | 20 | I can show you. Show me? By [shar]ing each other. We will [know] each other as well as anyone ever can. Okay. |
| Atlantis | 2 | 15 | The Tower | 32 | 40 | And if we're going to die, I would rather die f[ight]ing. |
| Atlantis | 2 | 17 | Coup d'État | 20 | 38 | Well, that was refreshing. He didn't try to [kill] us even once! |
| Atlantis | 3 | 11 | The Return: Part 2 | 42 | 5 | You’re probably still going to have to get the rubber stamp from the IOA, but since you [sav]ed Woolsey's ass, and you did a fair job on mine, I don't think that'll be a problem. |
| Atlantis | 3 | 13 | Irresponsible | 39 | 52 | I should have [killed] you when we first met, Colonel. |
| Atlantis | 3 | 14 | Tao of Rodney | 13 | 10 | Can I [shoot] him now? |
| Atlantis | 3 | 15 | The Game | 15 | 19 | That's a pretty big [potato]. It IS a big [potato]. |
| Atlantis | 4 | 6 | Tabula Rasa | 1 | 13 | Now, I need you to listen. It is vitally important that you [find] this woman. I don’t know where she is, but you have to [find] her. She can [help]. Uh, check the mess hall or maybe they took her to the birg. I don’t know. You just have to keep looking. Don’t worry about anything else. And for God’s sake, don’t trust anyone. Just [find] her and do it fast, because if you don’t, hundreds of people are gonna die. Including you. |
| Atlantis | 5 | 6 | The Shrine | 7 | 23 | I think you’ve just made a case for my proposal to send a MALP ahead of every single transit. [Stuff] happens, Woolsey, and by "[stuff]," I mean-- I know what you mean, thank you. |
| Atlantis | 5 | 8 | The Queen | 10 | 26 | My question is “Why now?” The wraith are busy [kill]ing each other. Why don't we just sit back and watch? |
| Atlantis | 5 | 17 | Infection | 33 | 42 | I don't owe you [anything]. Get ‘im outta here. |
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Also check out my old 30 Rock version: https://peertube.wtf/w/qosmAJkPcY96ZSmQfaqSAH
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very[beep] well done![BEEP] you. [BEEP] all of you.
Overall well done.
Some are fantastic.
What were some of the standout good bits?
I'm driving so o can't list them out easily.
3:48 is golden with sams reaction.
Literally half of them are great. It's hard to pick out the gold. I like the slightly longer cuts with a bit of a reaction. Or ones that change the feel of a scene.
Need more time to mark timestamps. Shepard getting seduced is a great one.
I tried to do that as much as possible, so I am glad to see that it played as intended. But in most of the scenes from this video, in the original episode, there was something like another character's line immediately after the censored line that would ruin the effect if I were to include it. The worst was Landry's "I don’t want to [read] anything that long!". I almost didn't include that one because there were lines immediately before and after that would ruin the effect, so the remaining line was super quick and almost didn't work.
Each one works well. Some are just perfect. When it's several quick ones in a row it gets hard to absorb and enjoy that fast.
I'd have to rewatch a few times if you want notes.
The subtitles really helped
I have no mouth and I must swear