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piefed.social

Cats will do exactly what they're not allowed to do. Source: my cats.

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lemmy.world

I used to have a cat where the house rule was "no cats on the kitchen counter".

Well ... Ok, no cats on the kitchen counter when I'm in the room.

... If I see you on the kitchen counter, I'll scoop you up and set you on the floor?

... I admit defeat.

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My cat was like that, when it was all quiet after lunch we knew she was trying to eat something leftover in the kitchen

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lemmy.world

Doesn't look like a cat that's not allowed in there.

Looks more like swamp gas from a weather balloon created a thermal pocket by reflecting light from Venus.

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The heat is clearly caused by ball lightning igniting the swamp gas.

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Your cat knows you don't want to catch her in this room. Not the same thing. Fortunately, you're not catching her in this room. Just a cryptid.

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My neighbor (who doesn't have a cat) said cats are dumb because they don't listen to and understand you like dogs do.

I told him that cats listen and understand, they just don't give a fuck.

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This cryptid is known for human interaction, but do not fall for its tricks. No matter what it attempts to convey, know that it has already eaten.

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Thermal images of a cryptid in a completely dark room - Can't be my cat because she knows she's not allowed in this room - Hot handprint for scale | Spyke