My ex once gifted me a spatula. Not because we would have needed one, but because she liked the idea of me spanking her with it. Unfortunately it had holes though, so it hurt a lot more than she thought. So we went back to flat hand without tools. Still a nice thought of her.
Text screenshot looks straight out of a movie. You telling me you’ve never texted your significant other until you asked what they wanted for their birthday? Or what, you constantly delete your conversations?
Joel is a boyfriend or their fried. They only communicated through group chat before. They got invited to his birthday party and sent a private message asking about the gift.
They do make adhesive lamination sheets so you don’t need a machine. They don’t work as well though, and they are quite a bit more matte as appears to be the case here.
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My ex once gifted me a spatula. Not because we would have needed one, but because she liked the idea of me spanking her with it. Unfortunately it had holes though, so it hurt a lot more than she thought. So we went back to flat hand without tools. Still a nice thought of her.
Do holes make it directly hurt more or just go faster?
same force on less surface equals more pressure, i think
maybe more edges make it worse too
Think it’s a combination of this and greater speed.
both are correct yes. insufficiently rounded edges and/or high enough impact force can cause bleeding (which may or may not be desired lol)
Probably
add enough holes and the spatula will break the sound barrier and create a shockwave that levels the building and kills everyone within 30 meters
“… and what better way to say ‘I love you’ than with the gift of a spatula?…”
Text screenshot looks straight out of a movie. You telling me you’ve never texted your significant other until you asked what they wanted for their birthday? Or what, you constantly delete your conversations?
The battery at 79% 18:53 is pretty sus as well
Why is that sus?
Because communists don't celebrate birthdays and that's commie time.
A screenshot with any juice is sus.
Joel is a boyfriend or their fried. They only communicated through group chat before. They got invited to his birthday party and sent a private message asking about the gift.
Source: none.
Really? Laminated?
They do make adhesive lamination sheets so you don’t need a machine. They don’t work as well though, and they are quite a bit more matte as appears to be the case here.
some people just have laminating machines, getting old ones from an office or whatever
Aww, it's a little ladlle, Laddy.
and what better way to say i love you then with the gift of a spatula
If my girlfriend gave me a laddle, I think I'd display it on my desk and cherish it forever.