And his first course of action is to pass a bill giving all workers the same ability to go on a paid medical leave for as long as it takes and still have their position when they get back.

No? Huh.

Somehow, he returned.

What dark, forbidden necromancy did they have to dig out of the pits of the occult to reanimate his dry-ass carcass?!

Fuck, just let this monster lie down and quit already. At this point, it's abuse of a corpse.

Fuckin turtlea

“My recovery has been a long and often frustrating process, and the lingering effects of childhood polio haven’t made it any easier,” McConnell said

"childhood polio"

Just to twist the knife on how absolutely ancient this asshole is, talking about how he had a disease that we've had a vaccine for for 75 years.