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lemmy.world

What's easier than pooping?

Now people will carry around foldable stylish "pooping stools" hanging from their belt or some shit, i just know it.

"You're not cool without the stool, bro"

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4amreply

I remember their commercial being all over Reddit in the middle of my “it’s ok to be a centrist liberal” phase when we all successfully hunted down the Boston bombers https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q

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Damn, we got ads for the Squatty Potty on Reddit right before it jumped the shark. Is Lemmy about to be taken over? /s

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Maybe those pants have a trap door in the back like old school long johns did.

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Ultimate flex at work:

Walk up to the whiteboard. With one hand in the pocket of your sharp suit, strike an elegant ad pose as you squeeze out a log in your briefs and assert dominance over the department. "Winners take shits, we don't give them", you say confidently.

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