Well yeah, that's because there's been shit inside of it for a while now.

Let me guess. Everywhere he goes smells like sh*t?

Everywhere Trump lives is a ghetto. His father was a slum lord so notorious that Woody Guthrie wrote a song about him. He grew up with a ghetto mentality, and he takes that everywhere he goes. I'm surprised the White House doesn't have a couple of old rusty 70s era cars on cinder blocks on the front lawn of the White House.

He's going to west-wing it, isnt he?

Move out, buddy.