A con man, a pedophile, and a convicted felon walk into a bar. ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐๐ฎ๐๐, "Here by yourself today, Mr. President?
cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/shit/p/1398845/a-con-man-a-pedophile-and-a-convicted-felon-walk-into-a-bar-bartender-says-here-by-yours
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I got distracted by the wrong thingโฆ
Heโs never done a goddamned presidential thing in his life. Call him โDonaldโโthatโs his name.
Mr Drumpf. He doesn't believe in people changing their names.
Heโs a toddler. No point in saying โMr.โ
Don't do what Donny Don't does
He might have had products from the brand President?
he would slip roofies into every woman's drink in th bar.
And charge them for it.
I guess shitposts can be completely factual as well.
This is a good shit post.
No, Natalie's still crawling out of the trunk
Wonder who will top that in the next line up
No, Natalie is in the bathroom...getting her diaper bag in order.