i have one of those little flip out stepstools. are those too dangerous for opossodes? i'd like to help our little buddies get hot dog and drink combos
regardless of their treatment of opossums, i really want to get the family on a costco membership instead of sam's club. unfortunately i don't have that kind of pull here and sam's club is insisted.
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Can we really be sure none of the 145.2 million cardholders are 3 possums in a trench coat?
I really doubt they interviewed every one. This is lazy journalism.
There is really no way to know.
There’s one way to find out - put cat food at all the entry points next to the membership card scanners
Then you'd catch the 3 cats in a trenchcoat
Wasn't it costco that refused to stock trump's horse feces mystery meat?
Yes, they have their own inspection standards.
I regularly sing the praises of Costco but this is a very bad look for them.
Costco unavailable for comment. Some people say this is because they don't employ Opossums in corporate either
This is one of those posts where an upbeat feels like I'm okay with these things when I'm not. This is incredibly discriminatory against opossums
Drat, and there's probably a Costco in Denton that has sad marsupials.
i have one of those little flip out stepstools. are those too dangerous for opossodes? i'd like to help our little buddies get hot dog and drink combos
I’m sure they would appreciate feeling tall and getting the hotdog combo.
regardless of their treatment of opossums, i really want to get the family on a costco membership instead of sam's club. unfortunately i don't have that kind of pull here and sam's club is insisted.
There is only one solution. Set fire to Sam’s Club, making Costco the only option.
if only i weren't so feeble for arson, maybe i can somehow convince them that costco pizza is better
my partner wants to try the hot dogs too
Joining someone else for a Costco run is considered pretty normal, you don't have to go more than a few times a year to get most of the benefit.
would love to if i even knew anyone! but a good call in general
Big if tru