comicstrips·Comic StripsbyThe Picard Maneuver Cool SquirrelView original on lemmy.world503Comments27Reply
IImgonnatrythis replysh.itjust.works4Hide 4 repliesHe's not an idiot. If the purity is good or if he's drunk and it's right there on a stripper's ass crack he's not going to just pass on principles.23Reply
SSatansMaggotyCumFart replypiefed.social3Hide 3 repliesHow the fuck do you smoke crack out of a stripper crack?5Reply
SSatansMaggotyCumFart replypiefed.socialI’m here with a stripper, a massive crack rock and a blowtorch and the only thing that’s happening is me having to pay her a bunch more money.2Reply
IImgonnatrythis replysh.itjust.worksGuess I was thinking coke. Been a hot minute since I smoked crack. I usually don't smoke it.4Reply
PPlastic_Ramses replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesUnlike your mother, who's basically the entire joke everywhere19Reply
aalmost_genocide replylemmy.worldYeah but then this commenter said the punchline as a question and it added a whole new layer.2Reply
Salamanderwizard replylemmy.worldCrack is aight. So I get why cool Squirrel doesn't always say no.4Reply
aa_non_monotonic_function replylemmy.worldHe said he is good. Not a fiend. It's like a candy bar or something. Sornnwwnt them all the time. Soeejwsudwn2Reply
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Usually?
Nobody's perfect
Snowbunny's perfect
Pobody’s nerfect!
Usually.
He's not an idiot. If the purity is good or if he's drunk and it's right there on a stripper's ass crack he's not going to just pass on principles.
How the fuck do you smoke crack out of a stripper crack?
PRACTICE!
I’m here with a stripper, a massive crack rock and a blowtorch and the only thing that’s happening is me having to pay her a bunch more money.
Guess I was thinking coke. Been a hot minute since I smoked crack. I usually don't smoke it.
That's basically the entire joke here
Unlike your mother, who's basically the entire joke everywhere
She’s so slow it took her nine months to make a joke.
Yeah but then this commenter said the punchline as a question and it added a whole new layer.
Crack? No.
Bong? Yes.
You have to draw a line somewhere. Sometimes.
Crack is aight. So I get why cool Squirrel doesn't always say no.
Only on special occasions.
He said he is good. Not a fiend. It's like a candy bar or something. Sornnwwnt them all the time. Soeejwsudwn
I really like the "usually" in this.
Usually
NNUT TO CRACK
NACORN
Crack pipes are straight, they're smoking meth.
Crack is for special occasions.
Please use responsibly /s
Frequently declines booger sugar.
Since when does beetlemoses make havanja comics?