Under the new hierarchy, Fellows become Distinguished Engineers, while Senior Fellows become Senior Distinguished Engineers. Intel CTO Pushkar Ranade told employees that the move represents more than a simple renaming and establishes a new standard for technical leadership.

"The future of Intel will be determined by leaders who combine deep domain expertise with outstanding problem-solving ability, creative innovation with disciplined execution, and an expansive and strategic vision with measurable tactical progress," the Intel CTO reportedly wrote.

The fuck did they just say? Who are they even talking to? Who hears this, nods along and thinks “oh, yes, smart move that!” And, why do I want to punch all of them in the face?

The CEOs can still be retard nepo babies that rape kids though