Executive order: every state with an "A" now is now replaced with "America" afterthe first "A". Figure it out!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
In alphabetical order:
America
America
America
America
CAmerica
Colorado
Connecticut
DelAmerica
FloridAmerica
GeorgiAmerica
HAmerica
IdAmerica
Illinois
IndiAmerica
IowAmerica
KAmerica
Kentucky
LouisiAmerica
MAmerica
MAmerica
MAmerica
MichigAmerica
MinnesotAmerica
Mississippi
Missouri
MontAmerica
NebrAmerica
NevAmerica
New HAmerica
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North CAmerica
North DAmerica
Ohio
OklAmerica
Oregon
PennsylvAmerica
Rhode IslAmerica
South CAmerica
South DAmerica
Tennessee
TexAmerica
UtAmerica
Vermont
VirginiAmerica
WAmerica
West VirginiAmerica
Wisconsin
Wyoming
P.s. for the States above in bold without an "A", you're now officially designated a DEI Marxist Hell State and we will be sending troops to pick up your litter, put algae in your fountains and kill some American citizens in broad daylight.
I say we do the whole damn thing. Russia can be the Russia of America, we'll have the China of America, the Moon of America, the Universe of America. All good speech we can call Americaning and bad speech can be called foreigning, and will call water America juice and everyone can enjoy American freedom as far as their Americeye can see, as long as their papers are in order...
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You can tell this is fake because if Trump were to rename the country it would be Trumpland.
When a woman's looking thicc but then you see the Depends logo: "she got a trumpy dumpy"
In other breaking news, Trump has renamed the Canada goose to the Donald duck
Chatters, is this real?
not yet.
It’s so bad out there that I had to ask this question too. You just can’t call them as you see them anymore
Named after an Italian dude…
wp:Amerigo Vespucci
I'm not sure he ever set foot on what is now Canada or the US.
Executive order: every state with an "A" now is now replaced with "America" afterthe first "A". Figure it out!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
In alphabetical order:
America
America
America
America
CAmerica
Colorado
Connecticut
DelAmerica
FloridAmerica
GeorgiAmerica
HAmerica
IdAmerica
Illinois
IndiAmerica
IowAmerica
KAmerica
Kentucky
LouisiAmerica
MAmerica
MAmerica
MAmerica
MichigAmerica
MinnesotAmerica
Mississippi
Missouri
MontAmerica
NebrAmerica
NevAmerica
New HAmerica
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North CAmerica
North DAmerica
Ohio
OklAmerica
Oregon
PennsylvAmerica
Rhode IslAmerica
South CAmerica
South DAmerica
Tennessee
TexAmerica
UtAmerica
Vermont
VirginiAmerica
WAmerica
West VirginiAmerica
Wisconsin
Wyoming
P.s. for the States above in bold without an "A", you're now officially designated a DEI Marxist Hell State and we will be sending troops to pick up your litter, put algae in your fountains and kill some American citizens in broad daylight.
Excuse me, but shouldn't that be ColorAmerica, not Colorado?
You're a Marxist too now! That was an advanced DEI Marxist trap, you Marxist!
I say Wiscansin so maybe WiscAmerica?
That's not very aladeen.
[To the tune of Steve Ballmer yelling "developers!"] America! America! America! America!
he would crumble apart if he tried to show a fraction of steve ballmer's energy
Why doesn't this image include that the capital is moving from Washington D.C. to the newly renamed Mar-a-child-fucker in Palm Epstein, FL?
canada in shambles rn
The American America of Americas
I say we do the whole damn thing. Russia can be the Russia of America, we'll have the China of America, the Moon of America, the Universe of America. All good speech we can call Americaning and bad speech can be called foreigning, and will call water America juice and everyone can enjoy American freedom as far as their Americeye can see, as long as their papers are in order...
Then, conquer the world to make United americas of america. We are all americas.