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lemmy.world

Captain! That monk deflected my phaser blast with his sword.

Kirk: Set phaser to wide dispersion. Fire!

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lemmy.world

Captain, he did a spinny thing and it somehow blocked the wide beam even though that makes no logical sense!

Kirk: Fiendish, we're dealing with the worst kind of opponent... fantasy bullshit

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lemmy.world

IMO, Kirk's plot offense is stronger than a Jedi's plot defense.

Spock: "I scanned their weapons with my tricorder and adjusted my communicator to remotely disable their plasma sword."

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lemmy.world

Captain, one of their directors decided he wanted a completely out of character scene at the beginning of his movie and now they can literally hold energy mid-air as an afterthought.

Never underestimate the amount you can get away with fantasy bullshit.

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Now they’re holding our entire ship from space and crash landing it at us!

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Sword Art Online had lightsabers and called them photon swords, in the second season. Main character goes to a gun game and buys a sword. It’s a lightsaber. He wants to call it that but they won’t let him. Almost a fourth wall break.

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