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I would punch Hitler every day of his life in reverse order from the day of his death up until I’m booting his dad in the balls.

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Are you sure you're just not going to eat him? Like, I dunno, a shark?

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The Mongols did it first. Or at least it had some importance for them. Back then when they invaded China, instead of carrying their food around, they decided to let themselves carry by their food. It made them faster than their opponents.

I'm sure some brought male horses, too. But it didn't catch on, I guess.

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Kind of doesn't matter. In some countries it is a delicassie to eat a bulls balls. So both happend. A cows milk isjust easier to reach than a bulls cum. It's easier to eat their balls post mortum to reach their cum.

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