I mean, as a strategy to meet interesting people it is pretty awesome from a human connection standpoint. But you still need to close that deal beyond that. I'd love it if someone was all reading some of the weird shit I am into just to causally throw a reference my way to get me interested. Don't mean we're gonna fuck on the first date.
He invites you over, you are excited, he seems cool, then he asks you to play basketball, you are not really a aports person but sure, its Obama. He then just proceeds to use the opportunity tontrash talk you while kicking you ass at basketball.
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Seems legit.
Of course. If it was Republicans they would never try to solicit sex with adults. That's how you know it's genuine.
Eh, I could chill with Obama. He seems like he's a cool guy. And then I could say "I know a guy who knows Bruce Springsteen".
I read dozens of books for girls.
I mean, as a strategy to meet interesting people it is pretty awesome from a human connection standpoint. But you still need to close that deal beyond that. I'd love it if someone was all reading some of the weird shit I am into just to causally throw a reference my way to get me interested. Don't mean we're gonna fuck on the first date.
Lazy girls... They should read their own books?
Shhhh! He's fallen for it, don't wreck the scam!
Sounds like the Super Hans method, but without the results
I dont want the copy of Zen And The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, or the speed.
He invites you over, you are excited, he seems cool, then he asks you to play basketball, you are not really a aports person but sure, its Obama. He then just proceeds to use the opportunity tontrash talk you while kicking you ass at basketball.
Eh, I could chill with Bruce Springsteen. He seems like he's a cool guy. And then I could say "I know a guy who knows Joe Piscopo".
Will there be board games?
Will he be wearing the tan suit?
Not for long.
"Lets do weird stuff with Dijon mustard"
STOP to Quit
GO to Hit
Michelle is a fine lady. I'd be down to be the milk in their chocolate, wink wink, nudge nudge.
twink twink, fudge fudge
Eh fuck it I'm game.
somehow would still be a better prez than what the world has to deal with now