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potoooooooo 🥔 lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI applied for Subway in high school. The application asked what qualities I had that made me right for the position of sandwich artist. My dad quipped "opposable thumbs," so I wrote it. I was not hired. The end.2Reply
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I applied for Subway in high school. The application asked what qualities I had that made me right for the position of sandwich artist. My dad quipped "opposable thumbs," so I wrote it. I was not hired. The end.
They only hire raccoons that have hands, but not thumbs over there.