Yes hello I'm here for my ethanol appointment, please bring me one glass of intoxication juice now.

And then precisely seven and one half minutes after, you’re gonna bring me one more.

Then one more after that every five minutes until I pass the fuck out.

Get there at least fifteen minutes early to finish the paperwork.

I can't imagine paying restaurant prices for something I can make at home, probably better

But yes hello I am here for my raw fish appointment

i'd schedule an appointment to the flying spaghetti monster

Hell yeah I wanna get sghetti'd up let's gooooooooo