I’ll Give You Fifteen Thousand Dollars to Stop Asking Me to Go Hiking

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I’ll Give You Fifteen Thousand Dollars to Stop Asking Me to Go Hiking

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Boozilla

sh.itjust.works

One of my friends, who I play tabletop games with, likes to joke that he and I are dedicated indoorsmen. He's not wrong.

Ilovethebomb

sh.itjust.works

I fully understand this one. I'm a fan of the outdoors myself, but morning people can fuck off. I'm not getting up before sunrise.

volore

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(Please confirm receipt of payment before Saturday morning, because if I hear “We’re leaving at 4:30” one more time, I’m moving somewhere completely flat.)

do it coward, I dare you, move to Kansas, you won't