🎵 Spidey-Cat, Spidey-Cat, 🎶
🎵 Does whatever a Spidey-Cat does. 🎶
🎵 Can he swing from a web? 🎶
🎵 No, he can't, he's a cat. 🎶
🎵 Look out... he is a Spidey-Cat! 🎶
There's now a multiverse where J Jonah Jameson is screaming at interns "PEOPLE!!! I NEED CUTE PICTURES OF SPIDEY!!! GET ME CAT PICTURES THAT ARE FIT TO PRINT!!!"
And people of NYC just get The Daily Buggle which is just a consistent source of cat pictures. And people of NYC just shrug because they're cool with that. I mean, why do I want to read about some German scientist experimenting with artificial limb control? Why would I want to read that, when I can see MORE CAT PICS!!!
And in this universe, J Jonah Jameson doesn't come off as deranged. He comes off as eccentric. He abandoned the news model, in favor of printing cat pictures, and it worked. Saved print media for himself.
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holyyy moleyyy look at those lil peets
🎵 Spidey-Cat, Spidey-Cat, 🎶
🎵 Does whatever a Spidey-Cat does. 🎶
🎵 Can he swing from a web? 🎶
🎵 No, he can't, he's a cat. 🎶
🎵 Look out... he is a Spidey-Cat! 🎶
We sing a very similar song to him almost every day
Our version goes.
🎵Spidey-cat, spidey-cat🎵
🎵does whatever a spidey-cat does🎵
🎵can he climb up a tree? 🎵
🎵if course he can, he's a cat🎵
🎵watch out! Spidey-cat! 🎵
I may start throwing in yours on occasion though, that's pretty good.
Well, I'm glad you sing any variation of Homer's song to him; how could you not!?
Is your Kitty a web slinging menace by any chance?
I'll never say
Understandable
There's now a multiverse where J Jonah Jameson is screaming at interns "PEOPLE!!! I NEED CUTE PICTURES OF SPIDEY!!! GET ME CAT PICTURES THAT ARE FIT TO PRINT!!!"
And people of NYC just get The Daily Buggle which is just a consistent source of cat pictures. And people of NYC just shrug because they're cool with that. I mean, why do I want to read about some German scientist experimenting with artificial limb control? Why would I want to read that, when I can see MORE CAT PICS!!!
And in this universe, J Jonah Jameson doesn't come off as deranged. He comes off as eccentric. He abandoned the news model, in favor of printing cat pictures, and it worked. Saved print media for himself.