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piefed.zip

That would explain why everything's getting so janky. Just waiting for the 3-finger salute now.

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lemmy.ml

Not gonna lie, 2026 is feeling more like Vista.

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In terms of Windows versions, yes, it was.

It was objectively worse than XP, and deservedly short-lived. Win7 was objectively much better than Vista.

People who survived from then to now, consciousness intact, even say that Win 98 was better than Vista.

Not that I am endorsing Windows in any way.

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ZC3rr0rreply
piefed.ca

It's funny how even Microsoft themselves seem to forget ME ever existed.

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That's where the director and production crew stays, inside the moon, like in the Trumen Show.

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My wife and I did a flyby visit of the Devil's Tower last year on vacation and it was a foggy night like this with occasional lightning off in the distance. It was pretty surreal seeing a huge disembodied tower floating in the air in front of us as we approached.

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moplemmy.fyi

Well to carry the analogy forward these days we would be running on Windows 11 and experiencing a reality of constant monitoring and hardcore data mining so YEAH THAT TRACKS.

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lemmy.zip

Outside of the matrix, they are running Windows 13. We are behind by two releases in here. They have to update the virtualization layers.

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moplemmy.fyi

I can only assume Windows 13 has escalated to electrodes and a biometric monitoring butt plug.

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Well, at least this disproves all that "Intelligent Design" nonsense.

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