I wish being awkward was genetic, because then awkward people would have been unable to get mates and therefore been bred out of the gene pool thousands of years ago and I wouldn't have to exist just to lay awake at night alone and unloved remembering all my cringiest social moments
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This is 100% a thing that happened. I bet it happened back to pre-civilization as a result of our socialization and might be evolutionary
"Og talk bad yesterday"
"Og say wrong word for berry in front of woman. Og no leave cave ever again when sun in sky. Og live in dark with shame"
I wish being awkward was genetic, because then awkward people would have been unable to get mates and therefore been bred out of the gene pool thousands of years ago and I wouldn't have to exist just to lay awake at night alone and unloved remembering all my cringiest social moments
Oh boy... You should look into the hereditability of neurodivergence
Well at least the good thing is I will never pass my genes along to anyone else. The awkwardness ends here :)
To "-_- urgh" is human.
I wonder if the other cavemen gave shit to the one that drew human animal hybrid figures on the cave wall for being a furry.