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FineCoatMummy
sh.itjust.works

This is good. Humor is surprisingly effective in getting others on-side.

The article has another link, I can only read a little, but it's funny,

Protesting Flock, Arizona Man Presents Plan to Surveil Government Official

“I've spent the last several months talking to people all over Casa Grande, and one thing keeps coming up: Safety. So, today I'm excited to announce a new company called Shepherd Safety,” he said. “Our mission is simple. Keep government officials and their families safe.” It would be no different than how the city monitors its citizens using Flock cameras, he said.

He said he’d already started compiling profiles on their vehicles, spouses vehicles, children's vehicles, and planned to combine that data with Bluetooth signals, advertising IDs, and commercial data sources, “so our authorized users can replay the movements of every government official and their immediate family,” he said. Local businesses would be invited to join the network, to “protect” officials while they shop, eat at restaurants [...]

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PurpleFoxreply
lemmy.today

Finally, government officials can feel safe from crime 😍😍

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ChicoSuavereply
lemmy.world

And when they protest, remind them of their old line: "if they've done nothing wrong what do they have to hide?"

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willington
lemmy.dbzer0.com

I want body cameras and body microphones on all the billionaires.

Lets flip the script. The billionaires are a source of danger. They require live monitoring so long as they exist.

"The cameras are protecting you from the guillotines. We want you to stay healthy and safe, mr. billionaire."

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PurpleFox
lemmy.today

Lol I love this. It's a funny and shareable clip, so I hope that brings this issue more attention

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FineCoatMummyreply
sh.itjust.works

Oh! There's a clip! Guess sth blocked an autoload. Didn't even spot that until your post so ty.

This guy's Darth Vader impression is kinda good. It wouldn't have worked with a high pitched voice.

"Thank you! Roger Ralphs? Is Roger Ralphs present?"

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tpyoreply
lemmy.world

Here's an unshort-ed version:

https://www.youtube.com/video/zJKrMk-uuSw

replace "shorts" with "video". I learned that 2nd part recently thanks to some helpful comments

Your link doesn't have it, but if you (royal) are sharing links, delete everything after the ?

Edit: Accidentally deleted one too many characters

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bacon_pdpreply
lemmy.world

Interesting that the W at the end was removed as well

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tpyoreply
lemmy.world

No, that's just me not using my fingers properly.

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Bremreply
lemmy.world

I liked that at the end as well..

Beep boop ba "Roger Ralphs, please report to the trash compactors on the detention level. Is Roger Ralphs present?"

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