how do i convince my husband to bang me
i haven't tried asking yet
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You know what'd I'd recommend, then!
Lay on the floor in front of the door naked, legs spread, waiting for him to come home?
It's well documented that if you were to become "stuck" say in the dryer, bent over, or looking under the couch for something, again bent over, he will be compelled to bang you. Your pants may have to already be pulled down, the literature wasn't clear on this point. Regardless it's a scientific fact, he will not even realize he's already doing it.
I thought that only worked on step bro…. It works on others too???
Grab his dick and don't twist.
Unless he's into that.
Twist the balls, in different directions. He's definitely into that.
And needles and balls.
Seduce his best friend. Obviously.