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lemmy.world

(cut my finger doing something really sexy and cool and not at all because I was trying to change a lightbulb, slipped off the box I'd stacked on the roll-y office chair as an impromptu ladder and flailed my hand into a cheese grater on the way down...)

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timeyak.com

Hahahahaha, sorry but hahaha that mental image is hilarious 😂

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Warl0k3reply
lemmy.world

And rest assured, the sound I made on the way done was extremely dignified.

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I’m sure it was. Something along the lines of shit fuck ass…like a touretts patient lol.

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fedinsfw.app

I just wanna say for the record, checking your post history for more butthole pics and whatnot, you seem pretty awesome in addition to being super fucking hot. Anyhow thanks for the pics!

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It's occasionally very funny when a chud goes into my history to find ammunition in some political slapfight nd then makes a discovery.

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lemmy.world

Just picked up a westcott ring light! Not a lot of wild RGB options, but as a portrait light it kicks ass.

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Thanks, seems like a good option for the price. The colors look quite natural to me. Makes sense as they claim up to 97 CRI. I've come to really appreciate well lit shots and videos lately. Makes such a difference! 🙂

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Yeahhhh, at least it's a funny story. And thank you! I still have work to do on my setup, maybe even get a proper light box going, but its getting there!

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timeyak.com

Gorgeous and cute is an understatement. Looks like you’re ready for a good time. Perfect view for someone to slide on in. Love those panties too, is that Aubade by chance?

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lemmy.world

... Damn, good eye for fancy panties. Unfortunately they don't make any bras in my size, I was hopefuly since everyone says they run a little small but alas, the curse of being 28F.

(and thank you!)

(sorry for the bottom-of-the-barrel reply pic, I've exhausted my supply of good ones. Gotta take more tonight...)

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Warl0k3reply
lemmy.world

Lmao thank* you! Wish it was a little more centered and so forth but like... holes are holes. There's only so bad they can be.

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I think it's beautiful, just like the main one in the post. It turns me on. I'm a bit genital focused, admittedly 🥰😊. I always love pics of them, both male and female. I also love the shininess of your skin in the top image.

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Just beautiful! And lovely exposition, looks so umm, receptive. Yum 🥵 Ha yah something about french lace you just can’t forget. Beautiful choice. Oui oui.

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lemmy.world

What's the line from the Overlord season 3 intro, "Anything can be eaten"....?

... possibly a deep cut. But dang, Tom-H@ck has written some banger intros for some truly just trash anime.

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fedinsfw.app

Can't stop, can't stop eating. Can't stop. Can't stop. Not enough! (I will confess to having had to look that one up, but it is very fitting!)

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lemmy.world

One of the few anime intros I actually enjoy (the other of course being TANK!). Pretty divisive anime though - there's one character death that people despise the creator for (to the point of delugung him with actionable threats...) but that I thought was absolutely hilarious so... your mileage may vary. Absurdist edgelord show. But: the season 3 theme song is catchy as heck!

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A good theme song can go a long way, if you're drawn in and not motivated enough to switch to something else once it's done. And I think there's always a place for edgy divisive anime.

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This is probably my new favorite photo ever, even if it was totally not after you cut your finger trying to change a light bulb and after something completely badass.

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