Spyke

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The man shit himself on TV. We've seen the videos of people reacting to it.

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Don't worry I would have done it if you hadn't. My brain is also broken.

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infosec.pub

Exo Skelton for long standing and walking for the elderly.

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I once knew these two guys who went to the beach, wearing Speedos, and the dumb one says, "How are we going to meet girls at the beach?" And the other says "You just put a potato in your Speedos, and that will attract the girls." So the dumb guy goes in the restroom to place the potato, and when he comes out, this friend says "NO! You're supposed to put the potato in the FRONT!"

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lemmy.world

Seriously… this guy does enough shit to give him hell for, idk why people would talk about something like this. To me it simply looks like he’s got something in his back pocket…

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Minion: "Sir, we've got you this box of dietary supplements which should help with your... digestive issues"

Trump: *takes box and starts to loosen belt*

Minion: Sir, you're meant to open the box and take the sachets out, they're for adding to your food, sir"

Trump: "Who's the President?"

Minion: "You are, sir"

Trump: "I'm President, so I know how to use these"

Minion: "Yes, sir, putting the whole box down the back of your pants is definitely the correct way to use them, sir"

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It's his fat being pushed out by a bullet proof vest.

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